Yo La Tengo

Let's Save Tony Orlando's House

Yo La Tengo


We proudly welcome Tony Orlando 
The state fair marquee reads 
Inside 1000 people with yellow ribbons sing 
and clap on 1 and 3 
Watch him burn 
He's dropping to his knees 
Watch him burn 
A medley: hits from Grease 
Watch him burn 
He never fails to please 
Meanwhile in Taho outside Casa Tony 
Wetting rags in gasoline 
A jealous Frankie Valli says 
"Dawn, I want you back" 
Lights a match and counts to 3 
Watch it burn 
Reluctantly he leaves 
Watch it burn 
Acrid smoke making him wheeze 
Watch it burn 
Humming "Sherry," splits the scene 
Watch it burn 
reluctantly he leaves 
Watch it burn 
Acrid smoke making him wheeze 
Watch it burn 
??? splits the scene 
We're sorry to inform you 
Tony Orlando has been postponed