Tom: Cm Am Em G D [Verse 1] Am Em G D I'm digoxin from the foxglove plant Am Em G D The last remaining VX from Anniston Am Em G D I'm an ACN and I'm DDT Am Em G D Tap into your spine Am Em G D I am a chemistry [Verse 2] Am Em G D It's a gas, a sarin for high tea Am Em G D A C4H10FO2P puts you on your knees Am Em G D A sulfur dichloride with ethylene Am Em G D I say it again: I am a chemistry [Break] Gm Gm Eb C She doesn't need my help poisoning the well beneath the rue leaves Gm Gm Eb C She only needs my help pleasuring herself beneath the rue leaves Gm Bb Eb Cm C C [Bridge: Suzzy Roche] Ab Eb Bb Cm My mama told me not to fool with oleander Ab Eb Gm Cm And never handle the deadly quaker buttons again [Outro] Cm Gm Bb F I am chemistry Fm Cm Eb Bb (When you least expect it) I am chemistry Fm Cm Eb Bb (That is when you get it) I am chemistry Fm Cm Eb Bb (When you least expect it) I am chemistry Fm Cm Eb Bb (That is when you get it) I am chemistry