I went to a party just the other night Well, everyone was there, it was out of sight But after a while things got crazy A fight was startin' over someone's old lady Bottles were breakin' and the windows too All because someone drank too much brew CHORUS: Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be climbing the walls Alcohol, alcohol What I did tonight I don't want to recall Well, you fight and you move and you get all loose When you got a bottle of that crazy juice Fight and shout and cause a brawl When you're out drinkin' that alcohol I know it's true, I just wanta tell you all The meanest trip is alcohol CHORUS: Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be sick as a dog Alcohol, alcohol Don't you know I don't dig it at all Well, after the party I was drivin' home Who did I see on the side of the road Daniel P. in a V8 Ford Spread-eagle on a police car door The cop held a bottle in one of his hands He said "Lookie here, Danny Boy, it's the law of the land" CHORUS: Alcohol, alcohol Alright now Danny Boy, we're goin' Downtown to City Hall Alcohol, alcohol Danny's sleepin' down at the city hall I finally got home, I was goin' to bed I remembered a bottle of Tequila I had hid I undid the cap, I started to drink My head got fuzzy, I couldn't think I laid down, my bed took to shakin' The walls were green, my gut was achin' CHORUS: Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be climbin' the walls Because of alcohol, alcohol Oh, Dear Lord, I don't dig it at all Alcohol, alcohol Please help me out, Lord Please, I can't stand it no more Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be sick as a dog Alcohol, alcohol This hangover's got me by the... By the Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be sick as a dog On that Alcohol, alcohol If we keep on drinkin' it's gonna kill us all Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be climbin' the walls