Private Eye

I've got a private eye to see if you've a mother 
I've got a private eye to find out where you go 
I've got a private eye to see if you've a lover 
I've got a private eye to tell me what you know 

You really should tread much more careful 
Or you're going to get a stareful from my private eye 

I've got a private eye to search the seas and skies 
I've got a private eye to follow you around 
I've got a private eye to tear off your disguise 
I've got a private eye to make you look just like a clown 

You really should... 
I've got a private eye to see if you've a mother... 

It nearly stopped my heart from beating 
When I found out you were meeting my private eye