Then What Do You Smoke Guy?

If you must know, 
I smoke motherfuckers with
bad barbed wire tattoos.
Don't bother talking, 
Ricki Martin, your words
insult my humanity. 
If your death will get me out of school for a day, 
I say drive fucking smashed. 
420 reasons to kill you. 
I might just do it
because I hate your hair cut.