Chubby Chaser

How the fuck can you feel alive 
when you struggle to stand on a 7.5? 
And what the fuck are you doing this for 
when your wheel size is less than a 44? 
Your anorexic deck is gonna eat shit as it 
deteriorates under your feet. 
8 or higher is the magic number on this 
most crucial piece of lumber. 
You need a big ride to rule these streets.