my sexual preference is my bath tub faucet you might say that I'm in a water closet my tank is too small and my water bill is high but my faucet and I get happily by faucet and I bye bye bye I'm a hydrasexual... Well I know people who play wirth their food but I haven't met an eggplant that puts me in the mood a faucet can't take your heart and run after all it's just good clean fun when it's all said and done it's just fun fun fun - check out the taps on that one! Life with a faucet really is a breeze you won't get pregnant or a strange disease and if worse comes to worse and things go sour don't worry baby there's your trusty shower go with the flow take me under... I think I'm getting all wet... my sexual preference is my bath tub faucet you might say that I'm in a water closet my tank is too small and my water bill is high but my faucet and I get happily by faucet and I bye bye bye throw out the vaseline and toss the KY grab your shower cap and give it a try...