you can write me a letter, you can call me on the phone but the fact of the matter is, I'm still all alone you can spin me a story, you can tell me how you feel but if it ain't here, baby, it ain't real you can get down on your knees darling at the end of the day but if you're too tired for me, just go on your way chocolates and flowers won't cut the deal 'cause if it ain't here, baby, it ain't real if it ain't here, I'll have a sad face if it ain't here, I'll find it some other place if it ain't here, you've had your last free meal 'cause if it ain't here, baby, it ain't real I'm the kind of woman, got lots of needs but you can't console me with your baubles and your beads if you're a real lover better show me how you feel 'cause if I can't see it then it just ain't real if it ain't here, I won't go to waste if it ain't here, I'll find it some other place if it ain't here, you've had your last free meal 'cause if it ain't here, baby, it ain't real