Tom: G G A This expedition’s gotten way off course G A And now you’re asking for a man called horse C G A And I don’t fit the bill G A After stepping on a lockjaw nail G A Any remedy is bound to fail C G A If you don’t take the pill [Chorus] D Dm A Well, I wish my head had a tap D Dm A And I wish my mind had a drain C G A So I could shunt my fears away [Verse 2] G A I’m getting ready for a king-sized poke G A About as funny as a punchline joke C G A I laugh until it hurts G A I know you’re hoping for a lead pipe cinch G A But I’ve been looking for the right-sized wrench C G A To throw into the works [Chorus] D Dm A Well, I wish my head had a tap D Dm A And I wish my mind had a drain C G A So I could shunt my fears away