Every Morning On My Way to Work I Stop Off At Ernie's Corner Stand He Sees Me Comin' From a Half a Block Away He's Got My Mornin' Paper in His Hand He Probably Thinks I Read It For the Headlines Just Another Never-get-enough News Junkie But I Round That Corner and in no Time Life Section D's in Hand The Rest Is in a Garbage Can I Still Read Your Horoscope 'cause I Can't Seem to Give Up Hope I've Got to See What's Up With Scorpio Between That and Capricorn Maybe I'll Know What You're Goin' Through What I Should Do Have You Found Someone New? Are You Going To? Today It Said That Someone From Your Past Would Give You a Call So Well, "hi" And If You Feel Old Feelings Comin' Back Don't Be Surprised It Said You Might I Know You Probably Think I'm Crazy Puttin' Stock in the Stars and the Constellation Ooh But Ever Since I Lost You Baby It's the Only Thing That I Can Do To Feel Like I'm Keepin' Up With You I Still Read Your Horoscope 'cause I Can't Seem to Give Up Hope I've Got to See What's Up With Scorpio Between That and Capricorn Maybe I'll Know What You're Goin' Through What I Should Do Have You Found Someone New? Are You Going To?