If I was closer to you I would stay in your dorm room I would beg you to lay in bed with me all day If I was closer to you I would take you to the movies Hold your hand and tell you sweet things Call you baby And if I wasn't such an asshole I would answer all your phone calls I'd reply to all your letters and tell you how much you really mean Baby, I'm mean Unless I'm drunk I said I'm only nice when I'm drunk And I'm not drunk often enough And if I hadn't left you I'd probably still hate the sunset I'd hate watching you get dressed and ready in the mornings for school And if I hadn't left you I'd probably still hate me For thinking someone like you could break me and make me feel a fool Baby, I'm mean Unless I'm drunk Said I'm only nice when I'm drunk And I'm not drunk often enough Oh baby, I'm mean Unless I think that I'm dying I think I'm dying all of the time I think that I'll call And fuck it all And if I wasn't such an asshole I would make a conversation I would ask you how your day went Like I give a fuck about it And if I wasn't such an asshole I would answer all your phone calls I'd reply to all your letters and tell you how much you really mean But you don't Oh baby, I'm mean Unless I think that I'm dying I think that I'm dying all of the time I think that I'll call And fuck it all