ROSE My classroom was always a showcase In those days we did it ourselves With colorful pictures and charts on the wall A snowman in winter, a pumpkin in fall And all my supplies were in neat little piles On the shelves My children were always respectful When the principal came, they would rise If I had to leave for a minute or two They always found something "constructive" to do And everyone sat in their places according to size But kids don't know how to behave anymore! Ask them to rise and they ask you: "What for?" We confiscate weapons and drugs at the door No spitballs and comic books now They want me to teach in a classroom like that But nobody tells me how I made a big thing about spelling But they learned by the time I got through They copied the words till they knew them by heart Ten times for the dumb ones, and twice for the smart And gold stars were givan to those Who made sentences too But why bother teaching them spelling today? Nobody knows how to read, by the way How can you spell what you can't even say? It's "Se habla Espanol" now The way I've been teach for forty-some years Is no longer "effective" or so it appears Well, damn it! It worked for me then, so what's wrong with it now? They say I'm supposed to "keep up with the times" But nobody ever tells me how.... (spoken) There is one little girl who stands out in my mind in all my years of teaching...my favorite...Pam. She was special.... She wasn't very bright, but she was never any trouble. I see her every once in a while. She's a checker at the Treasure Island supermarket. She gives no trouble today either. She has the same smile for everyone.