She's a waitress He was a watchtower guard But this was something he just didn't see Coming his way She had him by his love And the circumstance of a man Waiting for his chance To dance to life's song Chances are A few months later Later on after the wedding You'll find him home late at night Just sitting and waiting All his friends had told him Don't you remember, don't you recall For a dollar you get four plays Forever it's on Chances are Maybe I'm better off dead Maybe I'm better off