bouken no sho ga kiemashita! tekuteku aruite mamono to souguu sokosoko tsuyoi ore ni minna (so good) sekai de ichiban yuusha ppoi ze (yeah! yeah!) yoyuu jan ne? chokomaka ugoku na kono geru-yarou washi tote mahou kurai tsukaeru wa! (eru wa!) horehore hiaburi no kei ja (bou! bou!) moeteru zei! oshiete ousama anata wa sa, shogi de iu tokoro no oushou de doushite paati no ichiin ni naru hitsuyou ga arun desu ka! gomakai koto wo kinishi sugi! Oo, kamisama, ima boku ni otsuge wo kudasai kudasai kudasai na tsuide ni ano obakasan no atama wo yoku shite! sekai no heiwa wo motome warera wa tabishiteru demo, yarimashita tsui ni bouken no sho ga kiemashita! oi oi nani shiten no? nani yatta? nani yatta? doushite kuren no? noopuroburemu i'm king 3 2 1 horitto horitto horitto ja! nakanaka doushite bokura no tabi wa hitosujinawa dewa ikanai yousu aru asa okitara rouya no naka ni!? (rou! ya!) nani ga atta?! douyara teki ni tsukamatta you ja nanika no wana ni hamerareta you ja koko kara deru no wa shinan no waza ja! (jaa?! jaa?!) dousuru yo? oshiete ousama moshikashite monosugoku enjoi shiteimasu ne? kono joukyou de wakuwaku dekiru no wa maji urayamashii kagiri desu atarimae da ze! haato no doukasen ni hi wo tsuketekuze king of rock!! Oh arienai tenkai wa masa ni souzou koeru mahou da kyoudai na aku ni uchikateru, sonna chikara wo ima! juusan no mahou wo subete ima, tsukaikonashi maou no iru furoa e to susume! Oo, kamisama, ima boku ni chikara wo kudasai kudasai kudasai na yuusha janakute mo ii kara tachimukau yuuki wo! sekai no heiwa made ato sukoshi to iu toko de mata mata, yarakashita yo bouken no sho ga kiemashita! Oh, shinjirarenai (washi mo) boku no (washira no) kokoro wa oresou