Tom: G
G D
Laugh when he jokes,
Em Bm
Slap him when he chokes,
C G D C
It's time to give up the smokes.
G D Em Bm
And oh when he cries, don't wipe his eyes,
C G D C
Take the wine from the swine and remind him of his crimes.
Chorus,
Bm C D G
Oh, in another world,
Bm G D C
Yeah he can wear a dress,
Bm C D G
Oh in another world,
Bm G D C
Yeah he can wear a dress.
Verse 2,
G D
Imagine his suprise,
Em Bm
When he opened his eyes,
C G D C
And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs,
G D
Imagine the disturbance
Em Bm
At the time of the occurrence,
C G
When his life became a burden,
D C
We laughed at his cries,
Chorus,
Bm C D G
Oh, in another world,
Bm G D C
Yeah he can wear a dress,
Bm C D G
Oh in another world,
Bm G D C
Yeah he can wear a dress.
Interlude,
G D
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Em Bm
Welcome to the cheap seats,
C G
Welcome to the cheap seats,
D C
Ahhhhhhhh oh
G D
Welcome to the cheap seats,
Em Bm
Welcome to the cheap seats,
C G
Welcome to the cheap seats,
D C
Where lifes seen through your spectacles
Chorus,
Bm C D G
Oh, in another world,
Bm G D C
Yeah he can wear a dress,
Bm C D G
Oh in another world,
Bm G D C
Yeah he can wear a dress.
