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INTRO
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VERSE I
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"There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said
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Confused you will be He's
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got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again
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Annoyed she will be
CHORUS I
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself
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out
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself
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ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out
VERSE II
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"There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said
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"Abused you will be" "If you touch
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a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead" She said
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"Oh joking you must be"
CHORUS II
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself
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out
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ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out
BRIDGE
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There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met
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And now there's just pieces of coal
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There was a thought in his head the first time she said
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And now there's just a gaping hole
INSTRUMENTAL
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CHORUS III
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself
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out
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ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out
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out
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself
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ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out
OUTRO
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They call him the
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Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his
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crayons and stuff but, that's not enough, no
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that's not enough, that's not enough,Crayola
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Kid.
