Tom: Am
C
So I dip this pen in arsenic
E
I write a song for every president
Am F
that wont ever get shot in the face
C E
And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
Am
Head down to the court house
F
with one chord I level the place
C E
But... hasn't anybody learned
Am F
don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
C E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day I'm not lying
F C
to you or me about what I believe
[Interlude]
C G Am E F x2
[Verse]
C E
And if I die then let my gravestone read:
(pause) Am F
"Rest in P. Funk" cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
C E
If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
Am F
they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
(pause)
Oh, but... hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
C E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life
F C
as an honest man, an honest man
E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life
F C
as an honest man, an honest man
(tap guitar)
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
