Tom: G
G
[Verse 1]
G
Went To The River, Couldn’t Get Across, Jumped On Your Papa ‘cause I Thought He Was A Horse
C
Ride Him Over,give Him Coca-cola, Lemon Soda,
D
Soft Serve Ice Cream, Take Soap And Water
G
Thought I’d Keep It Clean
[Verse 2]
G
Well Up She Jump, Down She Fell, Mouth Flew Open Like A Muscle Shell
C
Ride Him Over Give Him Coca-cola, Lemon Soda,
D
Soft Serve Ice Cream, Take Soap And Water,
G
Thought I’d Keep It Clean
[Verse 3]
G
If You Wanna Get To Heaven When You D-I-e, Put On Your Collar And Your T-i-e
C
Ride Him Over, Give Him Coca-cola, Lemon Soda,
D
Lemon Soda, Soft Serve Ice Cream, Take Soap And Water,
G
Thought I’d Keep It Clean
[Verse 4]
G
If You Wanna Get The Rabbit Out The L-o-g, Put Like A Stump Up Under D-o-g
C
Ride Him Over, Give Him Coca Cola,
D
Lemon Soda, Soft Serve Ice Cream, Take Soap And Water,
G
Thought I’d Keep It Clean
[Verse 5]
G
If You Want To Cure That Old Elephant Ladder, take Him To The River Wash His Yes Yes Yes
C
Ride Him Over, Give Him Coca-cola,
D
Lemon Soda, Soft Serve Ice Cream, Take Soap And Water,
G
Thought I’d Keep It Clean
[Verse 6]
G
Run Here Doctor, Run Here Fast, Tell Him What’s The Matter With His Yes Yes Yes
C
Ride Him Over, Give Him Coca-cola,
D
Lemon Soda, Soft Serve Ice Cream, Take Soap And Water,
G
Thought I’d Keep It Clean
G
Take Soap And Water, Thought I’d Keep It Clean
