I'd like to be a princess on a throne To have a country I can call my own And a king who's lusty and requires a fling With a female thing Great, men will be men Let me turn on the gas I saw them in the den With marvin grabbing whizzer's ass Oh, sure, I'm sure he's sure, he did his best I mean, he tried (meant) to be what I was not The things he was are things which I've forgot He's a queen I'm a queen Where is our crown? I'm breaking down I'm breaking down My life is shitty And my kid seems like an idiot to me I mean, that's wrong (sick) I mean, he's great It's me who is the matter Talking madder than the maddest hatter If I repeat one more word I swear I'll lose my brain What else should I explain? Oh yes, it's true I can cry on cue But so can you I'm breaking down I'm breaking down Down, down You ask me: Is it fun to cry over nothing? It is I'm breaking down Oh, darn, don't have time for a breakdown now Have to get back to my banana-carrot surprise Oh, that really hurts Now let's consolidate our simple thoughts A healthy fruit is healthy till it rots I agree We sat beneath the apple tree Marv, his friend, and me Now, speaking of friends Whizzer is sweet and trim I think he sets the trends I think, in fact, I'll marry him He wants me! I wanna hate him, but I really can't It's like a nightmare how this all proceeds I hope that whizzer doesn't fulfill his need Don't is wrong Sing along What was the noun? I'm breaking down I'm breaking down I'll soon redecorate these stalls I'd like some padding on the walls And also pills I wanna sleep Sure things will prob'ly worsen But it's not like I'm some healthy person I've rethought my talks with marv And one fact does emerge I think I like his shrink So that is why I could use a (should turn to) drink I'm on the brink of breaking down I'm breaking down Down, down I only want to love a man who can love me Or like me Or help me Marvin was never mine He took his meetings in the boys' latrine I used to cry He'd make a scene I'd rather die than dry clean Marvin's wedding gown I'm breaking down I'm breaking down It's so upsetting when I found That what's rectangular is round I mean, it stinks I mean, he's queer And me, I'm just a freak Who needs it maybe every other week! I've rethought the fun we had And one fact does emerge I've played a foolish clown The almost-virgin who sings this dirge Is on the verge of breaking down I'm breaking down Down, down The only thing that's breaking up Is my family The only thing that's breaking up Is my family But me, I'm breaking down Down