Tom: Em Em C G Em C G [Verse] Em The phone rings C G I don't wanna talk to you G Em Don't you know that I'm trying my best C G To keep it between the lines G Em I never thought it would hurt so bad C G I never knew it would kick my ass G Em I called you a bitch one time C G I wish I never had [Verse] G Em If the river was a highway C G Going to another town G Em White lines and by-ways C G Snort it up and drink it down G Em I got checks that bounce C G You moved out on a house that's foreclosed now G Em And keep wondering how Em D I keep wondering why [Chorus] D C G Why I'm getting drunk again G C G Get three sheets to the wind G Em Write two sheets full of hymns D I don't understand it C G All my friends G C G They've moved on and are having kids G Em They all ask how I live like this D So now I'm wondering C Why I'm getting drunk again [Verse] G Em I remember it was just a game C G Back in our younger days G Em We held on to a hurricane C G And then I drowned G If you're water Em I'm gasoline C G Mixed in a way I never seen G Em I never thought I could be so mean C G As I am now [Chorus] G C G I guess I'm gonna get drunk again G C G Get three sheets to the wind G Em Write two sheets full of hymns D I don't understand it C G All my friends G C G They've moved on and are having kids G Em They all ask how I live like this D So now I'm wondering C Why I'm getting drunk again [Break] C D Em D C Em [Chorus] D C G Gonna get drunk again G C G Get three sheets to the wind G Em Write two sheets full of hymns D I don't understand it C G All my friends G C G They've moved on and are having kids G Em They all ask how I live like this D So now I'm wondering C C G Why I'm getting drunk again [Chorus] G C G Get three sheets to the wind G Em Write two sheets full of hymns D I don't understand it C G All my friends G C G They've moved on and are having kids G Em They all ask how I live like this D So now I'm wondering C Why I'm getting drunk again [Break] C G C G Em D C G C G Em D [Outro] C Gonna get drunk again