Tom: Cm G C G C [Verse] G C G C Oh, I can't say what qualifies as pain G A# So transfixed by the wavering flame D# A G# Mortal kings of each grade and grain erased G C G C Oh, I'm blessed [Verse] G C G C The slant may rain, knows my door G A# Tambourines my floor in four D# A G# Laughs and shakes my folded face where Jesus mowed my G C G C lawn [Verse] G C G C Fame has legs, blazing chrome G A# Amputate but it's never quite gone D# A G# Rakes in clover shown like snakes shine over rate my G C G C crime [Verse] G C G C Why kill a man when you can drive him crazy? G A# D# A Why make it end when my amusement always depends on the joke? G# G C G C Won't you lend me my punchline [jam] G [Verse] G C G C As a favor, can you be entertained so that G A# day I can savor whatever remains D# A G# Of hurricanes too rattled to romance massive plates of circum- G C G C stances