I got a million better things to do Than to play rock n roll Honey if I blow you're fuse Can I please be excused Gotta write myself today I can't write myself for you We haven't even been introduced So that'll never do Though a lot of other people could Standing here instead of me Singing their own lines through clenching cracking teeth Gotta write myself today Gotta write myself for you Honey if I tell you the truth Can I pleased be excused Honey, let's not get carried away There's a lot of other places to be A lot of things I would rather be doing A lot of songs id love to sing But I know that you would just ruin it Gotta write myself today I gotta write myself for you Honey if I tell you the truth Can I pleased be excused Honey, let's not get carried away Gotta write myself today I gotta write myself for you Honey if I tell you the truth Can I pleased be excused