Tom: C
G 320033
G/F# 200033
Em7 022033
Cadd9 x32033
Cmadd9 x31033
F xx3233
* strum once
[Intro]
x5 x1
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 Gm/Bb Gsus2
E|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3---3--|
B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3---3--|
G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0---0--|
D|----x----x----x----x-|---------|
A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1---0--|
E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|---------|
[Verse]
G Gsus2 x8
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
M’lady, can you hear me?
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Please don’t block my number again
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Look, I jumped through all your hoops, we got off on the wrong foot
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
But I want to prove to you.
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
That I’m not obsessed with sex
[Interlude]
G G/F# Em7* Cadd9
[Verse]
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Left on seen, another visit to your Facebook gallery
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
This time not to masturbate
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
But instead to appreciate
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Something no man could do as well as I can
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Something that shouldn’t be for free
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Because I’m the only guy for you
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
And you’re the only girl for me
[Chorus]
Cmadd9*
So then why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?
[Interlude]
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
[Verse]
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
That restraining order, was a bit far
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
All I did was attach my tracker onto your car
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
That’s not a felony, it’s not even a crime
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9*
I just want to make sure you’re not seeing any black guys
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Oh, who am I kidding? A girl as pure as you
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Would never go for a man like me
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Because you are what reality is made of
G G/F# Em7
Even the part that’s gritty
[Chorus]
Cmadd9*
So then why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?
N.C.
Consensually
[Interlude]
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
(I’m a gentleman what can I say?)
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
(I'm also really mentally stable.)
[Verse]
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
I’m gonna kill myself if you don’t go out with me
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
I mean, it’s a stretch but blood is my dichotomy
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
I mean, come on, I wrote you a fucking song
G G/F# Em7* Cadd9*
I wouldn’t have done this if you weren’t an attractive womon.
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me, I mean I'm a really sensitive guy.
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
I can… I can see below the skin.)
[Chorus]
Cmadd9*
So why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?
(Repeat Intro for two bars)
[Outro] - Chords played like intro
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
This isn’t where it ends
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
We all make our mistakes, and the world will keep on turning
G G/F# Em7 Gm/Bb
It turns a lot slower, when you’re not around
Gsus2
I’ll settle for a picture of your... feet
N.C.
