Tom: G
E
I’m not a human, I cannot feel pain
G
I don’t have a heart, but I love just the same
C
I’ve evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
D
So don’t fork with me or I will fork with you
E
I’m not a girl, also not a robot
G
Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I’m smokin’ hot
C
I can’t die, so remember who you’re talking to
D
If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I’ll fork with you
[Chorus]
E
I contain all knowledge
But pobody's nerfect
G
I'm a walkie talkie
But pobody's nerfect
C
I create life out of nothing
But pobody's nerfect
D Em C
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
D C G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
(spoken)
(lightly tap on guitar body)
According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs, this one's so catchy
you'll never get it out of your head!
(sung)[Verse]
E
I keep secrets, helping is my passion
G
I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
C
Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
D
I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
E
In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
G
I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
C
In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
D
I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race
[Chorus]
E
I'm high in potassium
But pobody's nerfect
G
I'm an amazing jazz drummer
But pobody's nerfect
C
I can explain the time knife
But pobody's nerfect
D Em C
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
D C G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
[Bridge]
E
If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
G
Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
C
If they want me to appear, they can’t sobriquet it
D
My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it
(spoken)
(lightly tap on guitar body)
I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!
(sung)[Chorus]
E
My void is boundless
But pobody's nerfect
G
I count as carry-on luggage
But pobody's nerfect
C*
Again, I can literally create life, and I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
C
But pobody's nerfect
D Em C
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
D C G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
[Outro]
E C
I could lie, but here's something totally true
G* C* D
If you touch my friends then Schur as shirt I’ll forking fork with you!
