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My first customer was Megan
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She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat
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Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out
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[Verse 2]
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My second customer was Susan
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She came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
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Each day and I said You don't need to be on a diet
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Do you wanna come out tonight?
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[Chorus]
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I said I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money
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And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
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He'll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles
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They put lemon in the top it don't taste too bad I'm telling you
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telling you
[Verse 3]
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My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce
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More sauce she said. I said now you're talking
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And she took me home to meet her mother
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[Verse 4]
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My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see except me
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So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour
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[Chorus]
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I make hamburgers I get all the girls
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And I take 'em out to dinner and I give 'em all a whirl
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And If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too
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But I teach 'em all how to be dirty girls like you
[Outro]
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[repeat]
