when i was a baby on the bottle they put me i didn't know before, but now i want to be 1, 2, 3, bottle baby [chorus] when i'm old and gray you will hear the people say oh, he's been on the bottle since a baby now in this day and age, it seems the world is wrong but let me tell you something there's a moral to this song i've been on the bottle since a baby and i don't care if people call me lazy