When I was young Water was bitter and expensive like champagne Oh sweet purple, violet codeine in my brain When I was young I used to snort like Maradona And everywhere we went people shouted: No perdona And you? Tell me about you When I was young I'd speed away from shows in my Range-Rover Jack Daniel's, whores and drugs we would take over When I was young I'd drink so much in parking spaces I know by heart all of the worst drunk faces And you? Tell me about you 666 problems on my mind This fuckin' speed won't let me sleep tonight 666 liver like Killmister I'm Charlie Sheen in this scene, you're fucked, be my queen So c'mon show me what you got So c'mon just stay a little and you'll give up So c'mon show me what you got So c'mon! When I was young I'd listen to these records And call collect the devil from a payphone He used to say he'd save a place for me in hell My attitude is always solid gold, while you Sit quiet, what do you know? We grew up with the same old songs But you're still a virgin and that's what's wrong I'm old now, with a lot of troubles on my mind I sold my vinyls and I saw what I had left behind And now, listen 666 problems on my mind This fuckin' speed won't let me sleep tonight 666 liver like Killmister I'm Charlie Sheen in this scene, you're fucked, be my queen So c'mon show me what you got So c'mon just stay a little and you'll give up And then one day someone told me Bad guys wear chains with skulls and crosses Not upside down, but golden all the same They have tracksuits and grey hair So I went to the bar with them To learn to drink and fuck While trying not to get stuck 666 problems on my mind This fuckin' speed won't let me sleep tonight 666 liver like Killmister I'm Charlie Sheen in this scene, you're fucked Be my queen