I woke up hard with a pounding head Spend all morning deleting texts Wing sauce on my fingers Hard liquor on my breath Front door's open must have kicked it in That's three this month, man I did it again Pizza guys on my couch, reckin I made a new friend last night I got drunk as fuck Where'd I park my truck Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must of got sucked Cum stains on my jeans Beard covered in cocaine Weird feeling in my ass guess I must of shoved something up it again last night I got drunk as fuck Drunk as fuck Drunk as fuck again Boy it's hard to slow it down When you're the hottest shit in town Everybody and their mother always trying to buy you a whole fucking round Tried double A twice that's twenty-four steps No I don't drink no more But I don't drink no less When I quit four week on the dead of lean getting me hooked on meth Last night I got Drunk as fuck Where'd I park my truck Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must have got sucked Cum stains on my jeans Beard covered in cocaine Weird feeling in my ass guess I must have shoved something up it again Last night I got Drunk as fuck Drunk as fuck Drunk as fuck again My old lady said, I should quit Have one more, and I forget Four or five more and I'm out of control Now she's bitching at me puking on the toilet bowl So last night I got Drunk as fuck Where'd I park my truck Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must have got sucked Cum stains on my jeans Beard covered in cocaine Weird feeling in my ass guess I must have shoved something up it again Last night I got Drunk as fuck Drunk as fuck Drunk as fuck again Drunk as fuck I'm fucking drunk as fuck Drunk as fuck again And again Fucked up on beer