Tom: G G C/G G C/G [Verse 1] G Fuck you, chuck you, and suck you C/G I enjoy myself up in myself and back again G The pleasures and the power, C/G I am she, mistakes of men G Grit your teeth, face gone flushing, breast stroke, lots of touching C/G see you in the silo, there'll be big fun G Up in my hotel, motel C/G I'll fuck you in the ass, Just for a laugh G With the quick speed, I'll make your nose bleed C/G I ride the premenstral cycle, forget about her Michael G Here's the big blast, wet the big cash C/G An' hits the big glass, and strips the bass loops G C/G I'll spray your trade troops [Chorus] G I hit me one time, I hit me two times C/G You hit me twice, 'cuz, it's twice as nice G You hit me one time, You hit me two times C/G G You hit me twice, 'cuz, it's twice as nice [Verse] G Biggest mind forgives his kind C/G Ugly nose, strange ways, To buy the two quakes G Let me introduce you, to the rest of my crew C/G Then... then... G Well I'm the blue bits, I smoke for cheap thrills C/G Not even death can do me [Chorus] G I hit me one time, I hit me two times C/G You hit me twice, 'cuz, it's twice as nice G I hit me one time, I hit me two times C/G You hit me twice, 'cuz, it's twice as nice [Chorus] G I hit me one time, I hit me two times C/G You hit me twice, 'cuz, it's twice as nice G I hit me one time, I hit me two times C/G You hit me twice, 'cuz, it's twice as nice