You probably heard this melody line before I thought it up at the grocery store So stop your engines and start the press I probably ripped you off, yeah thats my guess So i pulled up a chair and maybe have a drink Can't write a song where i have to think I'll put on a record and steal a part Here's the opening chord, what a place to start That's a pretty cool (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) That's a pretty cool (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) That's a pretty cool chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) That's a pretty cool (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Don't tell me its all been done before This song's too long and my throat is sore For every next cool band there's a hundred more Original music is a joke this week Number 1 hit records never were unique But i'll listen to my radio its such a bore Wait a minute thats a pretty cool opening chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Opening chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Opening chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Opening chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Opening chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Opening chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Opening chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Opening chord (that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord) Opening chord