When we fall out I like to go driving in my car Listen to something ironic And end up in a bar Get an earful of shit from a stranger Who's got a broken heart Weighting up what would be more payful, Staying with your man Or going back to her Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little crime You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die Everybody knows the score She'll be crying to the mother-in-law And I'll be sleeping out with the dog Must give Inter Flora a call A call, a call, a call, a call... Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little crime You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Then we make up I'll be walking on egg-shells for a day And I'll clean the house In the hope that I might get a lay I think back to that drunken stranger It's something that he said You made your bed, so lie in it She'll be quiet when you're dead Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little crime You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die And it's a lose-lose situation till the day you die