Tom: Bm Bm A [Verse 1] Bm A Can I get my feedback Bm A Have you met my mistress she’s expensive, (pensive, defensive) Bm A She keeps me up too late and I know she don’t love me Bm, A I can tell that from her name [Chorus 1] G A Bm Still I spent today, spent today pillow talking with Misantrope E A G It’s the diamond in her heel that puts my back out Bm A D C#m Bm A G Tell me lord, why this, well this is how it is not how it ought to be Bm A Not how it ought Bm A Not how it ought [Verse 2] Bm A Hey guy, hey man Bm A What’s her expert discipline it’s building rafts and drifting, dismissing Bm A Bm A Homosapiens but how cool that I still tried to convince her that we’re worth it [Chorus 2] G A Bm She offered the reverse until I stayed pillow talking with Misantrope E A G It’s the diamond in her heel that puts my back out Bm A D C#m Bm A G Tell me lord, why this, well this is how it is not how it ought to be [Bridge] Bm G You’ve really done it this time D A Count pennies in your loveless heart while Bm G D A An aboriginal bloodline lay dying with a broken heart Bm G D A And history’s kinda useless, let’s let the data slip away F# And be content F# G A Bm And be content, content to spend the day pillow talking with Misantrope E A G It’s the diamond in her heel that puts my back out Bm A D C#m Bm A G Tell me lord, why this, well this is how it is not how it ought to be Bm A D C#m Bm A G Tell me lord, why this, well this is how it is not how it ought to be Bm A Not how it ought Bm A Not how it ought