Oooh giiirrl. Can't you see What your sickness is doin to me Ohhh I need some relief Don't you know why i'm always brushin my teeth Every night i pray to god to give me some hope Please try this soap And baby you know i just wanna touch it But we both said that we're not gonna rush it And i promised you that i would try to make it, But i don't know how much longer i can take it And it breaks my heart just to tell you That it makes me puke every time that i smell you Honey i'm getting on my knees Baby all it takes is a little summers eve Oh wash yo ass, you stinky bitch wash yo ass Oh wash yo ass, you smell like fish so wash yo ass Giiirrl What else can i do? I get seasick everytime that i'm with you. Oohhh You know it's not right That i have to change the sheets three times a night Ooh, you smell like a moose Here is this douche And baby there's nothing else that i can say Cause i smell you coming from a mile away You remember the time i hid you in the trunk, All of my friends thought i ran over a skunk. And all the germans wanna take yo ass And kill some jews with your poisonous gas If it's infected, please go see a doctor But otherwise all you need is some vinegar and water Oh wash yo ass, you reak of shit so wash yo ass Oh wash yo ass Some people don't understand the words that i sing Cause my balls and my nuts are 2 different things My balls hang low and they like to swing swing While my nuts is the sticky thing that shoots out my dingaling When i walk, they be jingling from side to side. Better get some downey freshness, or some muthafuckin tide Cause when your ass comes around, all my friends run and hide, I gotta get a nose plug, cause you smell like a wet rug Or better yet a dead bug, smashed against the dry wall, Goin to the store, better get yo ass some lysol 30 pack of midol, and pass up the tuna, Sprayin glade up yo ass till you smell like petunias So listen, there's a point i'm making and you're missin. And you're wondering how your stank stupid ass got in this position. You see i can't help you out too much, cause i ain't no magician, But getting down with you is like deep see fishin Look at me, i'm just a lonely poor musician So open your mouth and get a shot of this nutrition I'm just tryin to be helpful, you know i'm not dissin, But when i'm down there, well you know i'm not kissin, I'm pissin, so rub a dub while i'm trying to teach, Take a whiff of my ass, yo it smells like a peach. You've been giving me that look, and i know you wanna do me, But after this song, i think you'll probably wanna sue me You aint nuthin but a stinky bitch Stinky stinky bitch stinky bitch You aint nuthing but a stinky bitch You aint nuthin but a stinky stinky bitch Stinky sthinky stinky bitch oohhhh Stinky stinky stiiinkny bitch Stinkyyyyy stinkyyyyyyyyy stinkyyyyyyyyyy biiiitch Stinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bitch