Tom: A
[Intro] A D A D
A D A
Put me in a special school
D A
Cause I am such a fool
D A D A
And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read
D A
Who needs stupid books
D A
They are for petty crooks
D A D A
And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
D A
So turn off the TV
D A
Cause that's what others see
D A D A
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream
D A
They only sicken me
D A
Don't let me play football
D A D A
I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball
A D
I'm a troublemaker
A D
Never been a faker
A D A D
Doin things my own way and never giving up
A D
I'm a troublemaker
A D
Not a doubletaker
A D A D
I don't have the patience to it on the up
A D A
I picked up a guitar
D A
What does this signify
D A D A
I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die
D A
You wanted arts and crafts
D A
How's this for arts and crafts
G A
Nananananananananananananana that's right
D A
I'm growin out my hair
D A
I'm movin up to cherokee
D A
I'm gonna be a rockstar
D A
And you are gonna gonna bear with me
D A
Cause I can't work a job
D A
Like any other slob
D A D A
Punchin in and punchin out and sycking up to Bob
D A
Marrying a biotch
D A
Having seven kids
D A D A
Givin up and goin home and hopin there's a God
A
I'm gonna be a star
And people will crane necks
E A
To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having sex
D A
And studyin my moves
D A
They try to understand
D A E A
Why I am so unlike the singers in other bands
D A
I'm such a mystery
D A
As anyone can see
A D A
There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me
A D
And when it's party time
A
Like 1999
I'll party by myself because i'm such a special guy
D A
I'm a troublemaker
D A
Never been a faker
D A D
Doin' things my own way and never giving up
A D
I'm a troublemaker
D A
Not a doubletaker
A D A
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up
D A
I'm a troublemaker
Never giving up
