Tom: F#m Verse Chorus E|-----------| ----------- E5 022xxx A 57765x A5 577xxx F#m 24422x F#5 244xxx C# 46654x [Intro] E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 [Verse 1] E5 A5 F#5 A5 Hark now hear a man is calling E5 A5 F#5 A5 Looking for a story line E5 A5 F#5 A5 Go along just for the effort E5 A5 F#5 A5 I went along just for a good time E5 A5 F#5 A5 It doesn't look like it would kill you E5 A5 F#5 A5 But it doesn't really thrill you E5 A5 F#5 A5 It looked candid E5 A5 F#5 A5 But he planned it [Verse 2] E5 A5 F#5 A5 I'm the shortest line to the upper crust E5 A5 F#5 A5 I'm the only lying one to trust E5 A5 F#5 A5 What's the message for the wreckers E5 A5 F#5 A5 Please? E5 A5 F#5 A5 It doesn't seem like it will make you E5 A5 F#5 A5 That much closer to a breakthrough E5 A5 F#5 A5 It is splendid E5 A5 F#5 A5 It’s opportunity misrepresented [Chorus 1] A A A F#m And you with the flashlight A A A F#m Under your chin A A A F#m C# A You may wear the pants but I N.C. The grin [Verse 3] E5 A5 F#5 A5 Hark now hear a man is calling E5 A5 F#5 A5 Looking for a story line E5 A5 F#5 A5 I went along just for the effort E5 A5 F#5 A5 I went along just for a good time E5 A5 F#5 A5 It didn't look like he would bend it E5 A5 F#5 A5 When I decided to lend it E5 A5 F#5 A5 Out, was it candid? E5 A5 F#5 A5 Did he-- plan it? [Chorus 2] A A A F#m And you with the flashlight A A A F#m Under your chin A A A F#m C# A You may wear the pants but I N.C. The grin [Outro] E5 A5 F#5 A5 Everybody thinks it's a holiday E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 Everybody thinks it's a holiday E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 Everybody thinks it's a holiday E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 Everybody thinks it's a holiday E5 A5 F#5 A5