Tom: A A [Verse 1] A F#m I'm waving my dick in the wind A F#m I'm waving my dick in the wind A C#m F#m D If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight E F A But I'm waving my dick in the wind [Verse 2] A F#m I'm lost in the sauce once again A F#m I'm lost in the sauce once again A C#m F#m D If I make it through the night, everything will be alright E F A But I'm lost in the sauce once again [Chorus] F#m It's been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you F#m A And a million miles of highway in-between F#m There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me E D C#m Bm And that pig's pretty mean, bastard [Verse 3] A F#m You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance A F#m You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance A C#m F#m D Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance E F A To see old Jimmy Wilson dance [Bridge] A F#m Dance, Jimmy A F#m I'm doin' the best I can, goddamn (that's it) A C#m F#m You know, I can't really dance like I used to. D E F A I mean I'll try, but I'm an old, old man now [Chorus] F#m I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson A Sure enough, he's got what it takes F#m Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy? E D C#m Bm Cause you're a really good dancer [Interlude] A F#m A F#m Ooh yeah, cut me down! A C#m F#m D E F A A F#m A F#m A C#m F#m D E F A [Verse 4] A F#m I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa) A F#m I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa) A C#m F#m D If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight E F A But I'm waving my dick in the wind [Outro] E F A Waving my dick in the wind E F A I'm waving my dick in the wind