Tom: A INTRO: E B A D C G F# B (F#) E MAIN RIFF: x4 E A E|-0------5----------------| :| B|-0------5----------------| :| G|-1------6----------------| :| D|-2--7-6-7----------------| :| A|-2------7--4h5p4---------| :| E|-0------5--------5-5s7-0-| :| NOTE: On 4th repeat, hold the A then go into the Verse. Verse 1: B F# C E Sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cry B F# C E It's a pain in the ass to let'em go-ooo-oh B F# C E With a battered wish you hope that (the) monkey wore a tie B F# C E It's no surprise to find he do-ooo-on't CHORUS: E7 A Put the pointed pencil in the pepper pulp C E And take a little sniff of the things below E7 A Bring it to a boil and simmer low C B Put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe BRIDGE: E B A D C G F# B (F#) E Deaner's Walk-Up E|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|---------------------------| D|---------------------13-14-| A|--7-9-10-12-14-15-14-------| E|---------------------------| G O MAIN RIFF Verse 2: B F# C E Watch the worker shield his heart from the world outside B F# C E Didn't get a chance to let'em know-ooo-whoa B F# C E Alsace is spinning fast and the wine mixed with the tide B F# C E Please don't let my brain explo-ooo-whoade CHORUS: E7 A Put the pointed pencil in the pepper pulp C E And take a little sniff of the things below E7 A Bring it to a boil and simmer low C B Put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe