Tom: F#m E|----------------------------------------| B|-7-----5-----9--------------------------| G|-8-----6-----10-------------------------| D|-6-----4-----8--------------------------| A|-7-----5-----9--------------------------| E|----------------------------------------| Emaj9 Dmaj9 F#maj9 [Intro Riff] E|----------------------------------------| B|-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| G|-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| D|-4-4-4-4--------7----7-9-7--------------| A|-2-2-2-2----7-9---9--------9-7-9-7------| E|-----------------------------------9-7--| [Verse 1] Emaj9 D#m Mister, would you please help my pony? Dmaj9 C#m He's over there behind the tree A G#m He's down in the dirt would you help him? (w/intro riff) I think it's his lung [Verse 2] Emaj9 D#m Mister, would you please help my pony? Dmaj9 C#m He's chewin' bark and not the leaves A G#m He's cryin' like a baby would you help him? (w/intro riff) I think it's his lung [Verse 3] Emaj9 D#m Mister, would you please help my pony? Dmaj9 C#m He's down - He ain't gettin' up A G#m He coughed up snot on the driveway (w/intro riff) And I think his lung's fucked up [Bridge] F#m E F#m E F#m Pon - y, pon - y, pony D C#m A C# D F#m B D C#m A C# D F#m B [Solo] Emaj9 D#m Dmaj9 C#m A G#m B Emaj9 D#m Dmaj9 C#m A G#m B B B C C# [Verse 4] F#maj9 E#m Mister, would you please help my pony? Emaj9 D#m He's over there lookin' at me B A#m He can't talk because he's a pony C# I think it's his lung