Tom: G
Em C
Hi I'm fuckin' Eddie Dingle, I met this girl named Nan
Em C
She overpopulated my senses, and fuckin' dicked me over
[Chorus]
G A7
What's your big secret? Could you give me a clue?
C
Oh silly girl, I'm so in love with you
G
Wontcha tell me what's on your mind
A7
If you opened your head, tell me what would I find
C/G C/G C/G C/G
Are you 4 real? What do you feel?
[Verse 2}
G
Finders keepers, losers weepers baby,
C
If I could get the lid off, I'd look into the jar
G
Is this the best thing I can do?
C
It ain't done me no good so far
Em C
Mind over matter, but it seems's that I don't matter at all fucker
Em C
Nan a table for one, do u think that I could be invited to come, you fuck?
[Chorus]
G A7
What's your big secret? Could you give me a clue?
C
Oh silly girl, I'm so in love with you
G
Wontcha tell me what's on your mind
A7
If you opened your head, tell me what would I find
C/G C/G C/G C/G
Are you 4 real? What do you feel?
[Solo]
G C G C
Em C Em C
[Verse 3]
G
You know I saw you yesterday walking with Danny
A7
He's a fucker, and you're a fucker too
C
You know what you did to me baby?
C C
Yeah, you know what you did and now you're walking with Danny down the street
C
How do you think that makes me feel huh?
G
How do you think that makes me feel huh? huh?
G A7
You think I like it here you fucker, you fucking bitch
A7 C/G C/G
I hate you, you fucker, you keep walking with Danny
C/G C/G
I don't give a fuck
C/G C/G G
Ya I don't give a flying fuck about you or Danny, you bitch!
