Tom: C G C Em D G C Em D C Monday's Experts always know what's best Always tell you what you should've done Monday's Experts always know what's cooking How the game was lost and how its could've been won Am C Em D When Monday comes around everyone's an expert in my town Am C Em D When Monday comes on by everyone's an expert to his guy Am C Em D When Monday comes along everyone's an expert on my song Monday's Experts See them in the shop see them down the street (Monday Monday) And when I go up the Pub it's nearly everyone I meet Saying I should've done this or I should've done that But by the time they're finished talking well my beer's getting flat F C Tuesday Wednesday I don't mind F C Thursday Friday talking blind F C Saturday Sunday not so bad Em D Monday comes it drives me mad Monday's experts talking in the tea room In the worshop and the office talking all around the place Monday's expert yeah they've always got the good oil Pity you can't put a bet on at the finish of the race.