Tom: C C Well I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long He?s got a gal in every town and he?s never alone F C He says the Union Pacific always treats him right G C He goes joint jumpin? in a different town every night. C He says come on train my baby?s out there waitin? I got a big date so don?t make me late F C He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go G C They call him Locomotive Joe he?s a railroad Ro Ro Romeo. C When he gets to Fort Worth (I got on my boots and hat) How bout Oklahoma City (I got my hair slicked back) F C He hits each town and checks em like an old trot line G C Well a sonofagun if he don?t get a bite each time. C F C G C X2 C Well I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long He?s got a gal in every town and he?s never alone F C He says the Union Pacific always treats him right G C He goes joint jumpin? in a different town every night. C He says come on train my baby?s out there waitin? I got a big date so don?t make me late F C He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go G C They call him Locomotive Joe he?s a railroad Ro Ro Romeo.