Tom: Dm
[Chords]
Dm7 A7 Bb7
E|----5----|----5----|----6----|
B|----6----|----5----|----6----|
G|----5----|----6----|----7----|
D|----7----|----5----|----6----|
A|----5----|----7----|----8----|
E|----x----|----5----|----6----|
Bb Fmaj7 F7 F/A
E|----6----|----8----|----8----|----x----|
B|----6----|----10---|----10---|----6----|
G|----7----|----9----|----8----|----5----|
D|----8----|----10---|----10---|----3----|
A|----8----|----8----|----8----|----x----|
E|----6----|----x----|----x----|----5----|
F7/A Dm9 G13 G7#5
E|----x----|----x----|----x----|----x----|
B|----4----|----5----|----5----|----4----|
G|----5----|----5----|----4----|----4----|
D|----3----|----3----|----3----|----3----|
A|----x----|----5----|----x----|----x----|
E|----5----|----x----|----3----|----3----|
Bb6 Bm11 C
E|----6----|----x----|----8----|
B|----6----|----5----|----8----|
G|----x----|----7----|----9----|
D|----0----|----7----|----10---|
A|----5----|----x----|----10---|
E|----6----|----7----|----8----|
[Intro]
Dm7
[Verse]
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
I'd hate to sound rude; I'd hate to be negative
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
This ain't the kinda song I like to write
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
But at this point it's getting repeatitve
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
The little things you do that just ain't so bright
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
Like you think everything I do is because of astrology
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
I can brush my teeth you'd be like "you're such an aries"
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
You got that pretty face and that beautiful body
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
But ain't no way in hell we're getting married
[Chorus]
A7
Cause girl you're like
Bb
Ranch dressing
Fmaj7
I just want you on the side
Bb
Your body is fantastic
Fmaj7 F7
But I can't say the same for your mind No...
Bb
Girl you cool
F/A F7/A
Enough
Dm9 G13 G7#5
But this will never be no real real love
Bb6 Bm11 C
I want your thick and creamy body on the platter at the party just to nibble on
C
Just like ranch dressing
[Verse]
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7 (x2)
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
You told me what your name on Twitter was so I followed you
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
Yesterday you tweeted "LOL"
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
What the fuck is so funny and who you talking too?
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
You don't know how to use the internet very well
[Chorus]
A7
Girl you're like
Bb
Ranch dressing
Fmaj7
I just want you on the side
Bb
Your body is fantastic
Fmaj7 F7
But I can't say the same for your mind No...
Bb
Girl you cool
F/A F7/A
Enough
Dm9 G13 G7#5
But this will never be no real real love
Bb6 Bm11 C
I want your thick and creamy body on the platter at the party just to nibble on
C
Just like ranch dressing
[Verse]
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7 (x2)
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
I took you on a nice date cause it was Valentine's
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
To Beverly Hills at a very boujee spot
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
The waiter did that thing where he had you test out the wine
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
You slammed it and said "What other free samples y'all got?"
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
Later on that night things got hot and heavy
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
I said "Hey girl, are you on the pill?"
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
The bitch thought I was talking about MDMA
Dm7 A7 Bb7 A7
She said "I ain't take none but if you got some I will"
[Chorus]
A7
Girl you're like
Bb
Ranch dressing
Fmaj7
You're not often served at nice restaurant
Bb
Your body is fantastic
Fmaj7 F7
But you talk like that South Carolina Mrs. America contestant
Bb
Girl you cool
F/A F7/A
Enough
Dm9 G13 G7#5
But this will never be no real real love
Bb6 Bm11
Cause you only good for dipping you in the valley and hidden
Bb6 Bm11
I really like your texture you're always a little bit extra
Bb6 Bm11 C
I only wanna eat you when I'm drunk ordering pizza after last call
Dm
Just like ranch dressing
