Tom: D D I wish I was your phone A I wish I was your phone D Bm G A I'd always be by your side and you'd never leave me alone D If I was your phone [Verse 2] D I wish I was your screen A I wish I was your iPhone screen D Bm G A You'd look at me like I was the greatest thing you'd ever seen D If I was your screen [Verse 3] D I wish I was your case A I wish I was your iPhone case D Bm G A You would hold me oh so tight in that loving warm embrace D D7 If I was your case [Bridge] G A D But I'm just a guy, I don't get wifi G A D D7 And I'm not made by Apple, I'm not an iGuy A7 I just wish I could connect with you A G F#m Em7 The way that you and that damn telephone do [Verse 4] D I wish I was your phone A I wish I was your phone D Bm G A But you dropped me and you broke me and you left me all alone D Bm G A Forgot about our love and brought that newer model home D Bm G A And he's faster and he's smarter and he's got facial recognition D Fuck you and your phone