Tom: D Em A I like you better when you're high A D 'Cause when you're high you never make me cry Em A I like you better when you smoke A D 'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes D Em A I like you better when you're stoned A D 'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan D Em A There's just so many reasons why A D I like you better when you're high [Verse 1: Wax] Em I'm oh so glad it's legalized Em A I got that good shit in my pocket D Woke up, took a trip to the market D Where they jar it and Ziploc it Em A Had to stop at the gas station as I walked along my way D To pick up my chick some chocolate D You know Ferrero Rocher? Em A No surprise, soon as I arrive A D She greets me with them pretty eyes and thighs D Em I said hi, she replies, "Are you high?" Em A "Yes, how'd ya guess? Do I look a mess?" A D She said, "I saw you through the peephole D With that pre-roll, chico", she know Em My demeanor is calmer A When I smoke as much as I wanna D I ain't never got no worries D I ain't really ever got no drama Em A I'm a perfect gentleman as I enter into her abode D Ready for whatever unfolds [Chorus: Krysta Youngs & Wax] Em A I like you better when you're high A D 'Cause when you're high you never make me cry D Em A I like you better when you smoke A D 'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes D Em A I like you better when you're stoned A D 'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan D Em A There's just so many reasons why (Mmm) A D I like you better when you're high [Verse 2: Wax] Em Hanging out at your house A With an ounce in my pouch D Fuck yo couch, fuck yo couch D We be fuckin' on your couch Em When you bounce like you bounce A I can see you as my spouse D Girl, you sound like Minnie Mouse D With your little shrilly shouts Em A I'm in heaven at your casa, king like Mufasa D Before I got to say hasta la vista D We feast on some pasta Em A Lot of women that I been with don't approve of my ways D But you different and I think it's amazing [Bridge: Wax] You dig me when I fly (Fly) I'll meet you in the sky (Meet you in the sky) We starin' eye to eye (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Em There's no now or never A If I'm ever there with you [Chorus: Krysta Youngs] Em A I like you better when you're high A D 'Cause when you're high you never make me cry D Em A I like you better when you smoke A D 'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes D Em A I like you better when you're stoned A D 'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan D Em A There's just so many reasons why A D I like you better when you're high