You pulled up in that limousine Said cowboy let me take you for a rid It was obvious to me I was something new That you had never tried So I gathered up my saddle took my hat off And I dusted off my cloths And crawled into the backseat Of this circus that you call a rodeo I spent a week in heaven Making love and drinking beer out by the pool Every night a different party I was fitting in With all those other fools But too much of a good thing Ain't no good thing as a cowboy oughta know The difference in a real thing And this circus that you call a rodeo You said ride cowboy ride We're bullet proof and almost 10 feet tall I said maybe you are but I'm whipped And I can't hardly even ride at all Ain't there any letting go In this circus that you call a rodeo I've done a lot of crazy things This may not be the worst but it comes close I've busted bulls and they've busted me and I've paid The price for everything I’ve rode And it breaks my heart to tell you But I'm leaving this old dog and pony show I've had all that I can handle In this circus that you call a rodeo