Tom: E E A Well, I'm getting older. I'm not getting bolder E B I've been in this band for a while E A With so many lyrics have been so satiric E B Has it all been worthwhile A B And as I type "engage" on another page E A B A I question if I could have been wrong A B But then I rhyme "boldly go" with "green skin ho" E A B A And I sing yet another song [Chorus] B E About Staaaaaaar Treeeeeeeeeeek !!!!!! [Verse 2] E A I'm the gyrating girl, in the Star Trek world E B Strutting my stuff on the stage E A I'm wearing this vinyl for so much time E B Who wouldn't want to engage A B But why, oh why, did I decide E A B A This band is where I belong A B But then I start to grind, on the captain's behind E A B A And I sing yet another song [Chorus] B E About Staaaaaaar Treeeeeeeeeeek !!!!!! [Verse 3] E A I'm strumming a six string, and playing with my thing E B Sometimes I ask myself why E A All my guitar tricks, cool riff and hot licks E B The songs that make my mom cry A A And as I strike a chord, and blaspheme the lord E A B A I question if I could have been wrong A B Then I rhyme "Takei" with "flaming gay" E A B A And I sing yet another song [Chorus] B E About Staaaaaaar Treeeeeeeeeeek !!!!!! E Goddamn! [Guitar Solo] E A E B (x2) A B E A B A B [Bridge] A B And as we gone to pon farr, in this seedy bar E A B A We question if we could've been wrong A A But then we rock hard and long, and you all sing along E A B A And we sing yet another song [Outro] B E About Staaaaaaar Treeeeeeeeeeek !!!!!!