Well you got questions Star Trek or Star Trak? To boldly go, but what about the trip back? Who came first - the Gorn or the Sleestack? Why does a Talosian head look like a butt crack? I don't know Here's the thing I'm just the captain I'm here to sing I'm on a mission - I ain't afraid I'm just out here in space to get laid And now I'm rappin' Was bound to happen Show me an alien ass I'll be tappin' Balls are slappin' Your hands are clappin' Everybody give it up for the captain Huh - Give it up for the Captain Huh - Give it up for the Captain Huh - Give it up for the Captain Come on - Come on - Come on - Come on Well yeah, I'm bald, but so is Picard And just like Janeway My d*** is always hard Want more power? I got power Shoot my seed Like an alien a flower Got my Spock on Phaser lock on C** block shock jock Mother f****** rock on Now I'm rappin' Don't give me crap man Everybody give it up for the captain He's the Captain You're his crew Oh can you feel him hailing you? Just follow him and through the galaxy Oh he will lead Can't you see It's heavenly Well I got to scratch 'Cause you got the itch I know you're not green But your still my b**** You'll never hear me say, "Abandon ship" I'll boldly take you on a ten inch trip I'm in deep space Looking for a new race Spread my space seed all over your face Now I'm rappin' Your a** I'm mappin' Everybody give it up for the.. He's the Captain You're his crew Oh can you feel him hailing you? Just follow him and through the galaxy Oh he will lead Can't you see It's heavenly Huh - Give it up for me Huh - Give it up for me Huh - Give it up for me Come on - Come on Huh