I had a job washing dishes at an old bar and grill After hours I drink like a fool With a mighty good friend who happened to bartend His way through medical school He was a young star fleet doctor About fell off his rocker when his assignment came in Country boys born and raised at the stars we did gaze The next morning he left stinking of gin Well, McCoy, my boy, come mix me a drink Before the night's over I'll puke in the sink And we'll cry till we laugh and we'll both **** our pants You're the best drinking friend I've ever had He spent many a year in danger and fear On sailing a ship beyond the stars So imagine my surprise when I heard he had died In his bed 50 million miles this side of Mars This old bar gets lonely around this time of night And lonely is why I'm drinking for two As I scrub out the stains and mop up the goo In the home to the only Bones I ever knew Dammit Jim Dammit Jim Let's pour one more round