Tom: Cm Intro: Cm Cm Eb I've got a record company G# Gm F#m (one stroke) I've got a girlfriend with a law degree Fm Cm When my friends, did i make this switch G Cm How i tried to be against the rich Cm Eb I've got a publisher who i never decently met G# Gm F#m (one stroke) I've got a tailor and a dietitian i think they said Fm Cm And i can't even distinguish which one is which G Cm How i tried to be against the rich Cm Eb We snap our finger for an unemployment cheque G# Gm F#m (one stroke) But it takes a single malt to get us up and do our trick Fm Cm All we're gathering and can not ditch G Cm How i tried to be against the rich Cm Eb I bribe an angel to watch over me G# Gm I bought her the whole goddamn perfumery Fm Cm When my friend did i make this switch G Cm How i tried to be against the rich Cm Eb I've got one hand on a champagne drinking cunt G# Gm I've got the other up the ass of the establishment Fm Cm And i can't even distinguish which hand is which G Cm But god knows i tried to be against the rich G Cm How i tried to be against the rich