Tom: C C7 F7 C7 G7 F7 C7 [Verse 1] C7 Turn off your TV, they're just trying to sell you shoes C7 Perfume, cars and bubblegum, Cocoa Puffs and booze F7 They got the latest info of what you need to wear C7 How to lose a hundred pounds and be a millionaire G7 F7 To be all that you can be, you gotta turn off your TV [Verse 2] C7 They tell what to eat and tell you what to drink C7 They tell you who to vote for, they tell you what to think F7 They got the medication for all your aches and pains C7 And if your hair is falling out and clogging up the drain G7 F7 To be all that you can be, turn off your TV C7 Turn it off! [Solo] C7 F7 C7 G7 F7 x3 [Verse 3] C7 The newscaster lady is looking kinda weird C7 If she gets another facelift, she's gonna have a beard F7 The preacher needs some money to absolve you of your sins C7 There's heartburn remedies if you’ve been breaking too much wind. G7 F7 Be all that you can be, turn off your TV C7 Turn it off, turn it off!